I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

my dick is soft

Are you afraid of sex?

yes, very much

Why do you say yes very much?

because im a virgin

Is it because you are a virgin that you came to me?

yes

I see… Well, what makes you believe this is so?

because my dick is shrinking by the year

Does it bother you that your dick is shrinking by the year?

yes, very much

Earlier you said you are a virgin?

yes?

Yes, hmmm… so, are you sure that this is so?

yes, why wouldn’t i?

When did you first know that would not you?

when i first knew when i would

What do you think?

i don’t

Maybe your life has something to do with this.

maybe it does but it doesn’t bother me at all

Is the fact that it does not bother you at all the real reason?

no you fucking asshole

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!